When I am emperor, postal-coded Canadians with a credit card will be able to buy gas at the pump just like zipcoded Americans.
For any Canuck who has never experienced this little pecadillo of current US travel, here's how it goes.
You pull into the gas station and shove your credit card into the reader in the pump. You may get welcomed and offered carwashes or 6-packs of Coke for $1.99. But you will also be asked to enter your postal code. Security thing: the zip is encoded on the card stripe and you might not know the code if you stole the card. OK.
Nice phone-like keypad ... that will in no way accept letters. Numbers only.
Once I'm Emperor, a lot of important things will be quickly simplified and resolved to the benefit of all.
Explain, please.
I keep hoping that the world, in its wisdom, will eventually realize how much better off they might be with me as Emperor.
I would, of course, be open to suggestions and compromise, be totally benevolent, fair and wise.
It should be noted that these things aren't just quirks or biased opinions. They are absolute truths (admittedly not obvious to everyone). Just trust me on this.
I would, of course, be open to suggestions and compromise, be totally benevolent, fair and wise.
It should be noted that these things aren't just quirks or biased opinions. They are absolute truths (admittedly not obvious to everyone). Just trust me on this.