As Emperor in waiting, I have been neglectful with regard to communication with you, my subjects-in-waiting. I have been rather busy visiting the southern domains and spending some time in the Empire's Florida castle. We have also spent some time dealing with the citizenry's living accommodations in our pre-Emperor role as Realtor.
In the next few days, hours, or minutes (depending on when the phone rings or I get otherwise distracted), we will post another item continuing the original series of articles which showed examples of how the world will be much improved once we are installed as your beneficent Emperor-for-life.
